C'est La Vie

My blog viscously shoots between lesbian porn and angry feminist rants; typically with no warning.
I have no shame, so i refuse to tag my shit as NSFW. My blog isn't a good place for you to browse in front of the boss lady or with gramma.

-- Send me messages, it elates my heart beat and makes me feel special --

carryonmy-assbutt:

rose-for-a-tenner:

carryonmy-assbutt:

guys what do hostages do if they have to pee really badly

like do the bad guys let you have toilet breaks or escort you to the loo

My cousin was held for 36 hours by the Gulf cartel. He said they were pretty chill about bathroom breaks.

I want more to that story

(via cassbones)

chubby-bunnies:

US size 14/16.

Finally feeling the love, feel free to follow - I typically follow back!

chubby-bunnies:

US size 14/16.

Finally feeling the love, feel free to follow - I typically follow back!

dem0man:

Some of you are really cool folks and stuff, but you sometimes reblogs from people who either harrased me or harrased one of my friends and it just, really stressing…

I’m making this post as a “please, like/reblog this post if it’s okay to adress this and let you know about this person”.

In the same way, if I ever reblog from someone who is known for doing terrible things, please let me know and I’ll keep it in private if that’s your wish.

(via jefffwinger)

marrionettewithoutstrings asked: I hope my more passionate responses that involve anger don't come across as directed at you. Honestly you are an inspiration and it just pisses me off that the world just doesn't seem to listen to shoulds and should nots.

No, I think you have a point. I feel fortunate to have a blog with men on it who keep me in check.
I’m always tempted to go rad fem on you guys, but one of you lovelies always reminds me of my place, and equality, and I stick w. RiotGrl feminism.
Awe

jefffwinger:

i feel like i should check in on facebook but instead i’ll probably read more incest fanfiction until i finally am able to sleep at 5am because my sleep schedule is beyond fucked up and wait for everything to blow over completely

Your soulmate is not someone that comes into your life peacefully. It is who comes to make you question things, who changes your reality, somebody that marks a before and after in your life. It is not the human being everyone has idealized, but an ordinary person, who manages to revolutionize your world in a second…

—Unknown - via scatteredneedles (via perfect)

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umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute


*ehem* I’m no musician..But that.. Appears to be.. A violin…

umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

*ehem*
I’m no musician..
But that.. Appears to be..
A violin…

(via shygirl1323)